February 14, 2006

Morons of the year...

Here are the early returns on the shortlisted candidates for the absolute morons of the year.




#3: Spotted from the pier at Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco. It was raining and here is moron #3 sea-swimming with an umbrella over his head to.... blast it, prevent him from getting wet!!! In the forefront are good friends, Mahesh and Muthu, competent morons in their own right for agreeing to pose with Mr. Moron #3.



#2: Same location, different moron. This is from our touring party, a lad we went to college with. Sidarth is modest enough to deny he is genius material but even we didnt think he would scoop to this level. We were trying to watch Alcatraz Island from the main land through these binoculars at the edge of the pier. Having adjusted the focus, Sidarth insisted he would get a clearer and nearer shot of the Alcatraz if he thrust his camera lens right at the scopes eyepiece. Brilliance doesnt get better than this. I argued the alcatraz will be clear if we looked at the eventual picture through a binocular. Guess it was the lack of alcohol. I knew i needed one right away, but there is no doubt Sidarth is dumb, partially because he put his notion in public and mainly because, he allowed us to photograph him while in the act.

#1: This is hard to beat and i do not have a picture. This is from a news report i read online somewhere about a guy whose house got burnt down. You would ask how, wouldn't you? Seems the asshole had a cat and he playfully threw the cat in his fireplace. The cat caught flames and ran all over his house, burning it down. I swear i didnt cook it up. I swear.

Go ahead, laugh it out and say a word of thanks to peabrains like these.
Your help in choosing the greatest moron would be of invaluable service to the community.

3 comments:

Romit said...

Real nice snaps. Captures the moron'ity'. Who's the one with the umbrella though?

Anonymous said...

The one with the umbrella is the talked about moron#3, mate !!!

Ram

Romit said...

I know that silly, was hoping it was someone we knew :-)